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All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong ten times gives you job security.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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These people at work are giving me work! Can you believe this?

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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The only reason I go to work is for the money.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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Sorry, but I am at an evil place where they are holding my paycheck hostage and I won't receive it unless I do what they tell me to do.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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The fools look upon the world and see only pleasure. The lost look upon the world and see only pain. The wise look upon the world and see their work cut out for them.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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I love my job, it's the work I hate.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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Even if you don't have the answer, you certainly have to admire the problem.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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All work and no play means that I am making lots and lots of money.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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Me, asleep on the job? No, I'm just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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I'm working right now... but next time I decide to procrastinate, I'll get back to you.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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I keep thinking about quiting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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I don't care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all! Never any less than 12%!

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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Hi ho, hi ho.. off to work I go.

Submitted by buddy at 12-05-2007
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