leave your info
I'm not here right now. If you'll leave your name, home number, work number, credit card numbers, social security number, date of birth, height and weight, and names of all immediate family members, I'll steal your identity or get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you.
from Funny
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why people feel the need...
You know, I don't understand why people feel the need to put up these long, drawn out away messages up. I mean all you really need to do is just put up gone, sleeping, eating, studying, partying. But people just seem to go on and on and on and on with stuff that doesn't even really matter. They say stuff like, "I need to sleep. I'll sleep now. You should be sleeping too." Or, "You can leave me a message because I am not here right now. If I were here right now, I would message you back, right?!" So, on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on...
from Other
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Love Means...
Love Means... (a girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle) Girl: Slow down. Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him) Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me. In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
from Romance
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