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Away messages
God help us all from category College
It has commenced...finals week is upon us in full force, seizing what sanity I have left after a menacing term. The thought of a pure, utopian society has faded while (name of your school) has captured the last breath of any rational existence and conquered our self-worth. In coming days it is likely to see a plethora of unpleasant faces staring into an oblivion that can only be experienced by the (name of your school) society. The underlying prolifigacy in which this institution so loves to put forth has taken a toll on our already feeble carcasses, in result of consuming repulsive dining hall rations. The possibility of survival is a distant notion...God help us all...
Submitted by
buddy at 04-02-2008
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College from category College
College - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing; An institution where you learn how to use punctuation marks, but not what to put between.
Submitted by
buddy at 04-02-2008
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Education from category School
Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
Submitted by
buddy at 04-02-2008
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Priceless from category School
A decent pen: $2.99
Package of lined paper: $0.99
Knowing you have homework and "forgeting" about it: Priceless
Submitted by
buddy at 04-02-2008
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Oh by the way from category Silly
Whats the deal with long away messages? They're so stupid! I mean all you have to say is "I'm away" and we get the picture! Have you ever read one before? I'll bet it took up like 30 minutes for you to read the whole thing right %n? They're just so stupid! Oh by the way, I'm away.
Submitted by
buddy at 02-28-2008
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If you miss me from category Funny
Hey I'm doing something right now...
If you miss me press 1
If you love me press 2
If you hate...well then f**k you!
Submitted by
buddy at 02-28-2008
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I am not here from category Other
I'm not here. Oh well, if I come back, maybe I'll talk to you. In the meantime, here are some things for you to think about. 1. If today is the tomorrow that we thought about yesterday, then what is the yesterday we'll think about tomorrow? 2. Which came first, hamburgers or french fries? 3. What do you think I'm doing right now instead of talking to you? Ha ha. Bet I have you stumped by now.
Submitted by
buddy at 02-28-2008
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The more you... from category College
The more you study, the more you learn.
The more you learn the more you know.
The more you know the more you forget.
The more you forget the less you know.
Submitted by
buddy at 02-28-2008
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Billie Joe Armstrong from category School
School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect. Nobody's perfect...so why practice?!?
-Billie Joe Armstrong
Submitted by
buddy at 02-28-2008
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Hi ho, hi ho from category School
Hi ho, hi ho...its off to school we go! We hear the bell and we run like hell, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho...hi ho, it's off to school we go! We learn some junk and then we flunk, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho
Submitted by
buddy at 02-28-2008
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A good friend from category Other
A good friend will bail you out of jail ---> while a best friend will be right beside you goin' that was freakin awesome
Submitted by
buddy at 02-28-2008
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I'll cry too from category Other
I'll always be beside you until the very end, wiping all your tears away, being your best friend. I'll smile when you smile and feel all the pain you do, and if you cry a single tear I promise you I'll cry too.
Submitted by
buddy at 02-28-2008
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If all my friends from category Other
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
Submitted by
buddy at 02-28-2008
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You helped me laugh from category Other
You helped me laugh, you dried my tears, because of you, I have no fears, together we live, together we grow, teaching each other what we must know, you came in my life, and I was blessed I love you girl, you are the best, release my hand, and say good-bye please my friend don't you cry, I promise you this, it's not the end 'cause like I said you're my best friend .
Submitted by
buddy at 02-28-2008
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Spring Fever from category Other
QUARANTINE: The person you have attempted to reach is contaminated with Spring Fever. If you believe that you may have come in contact with this person or other sources of infection, consult a physician immediately. Symptoms include: restlessness, claustrophobia, and the desire to run outside screaming like a loon.
Submitted by
buddy at 02-28-2008
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