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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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Have you ever noticed that anyone going faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower than you is an idiot?

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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Maybe I'm not here. Maybe I am here, and I'm just waiting to see what you type when you think I'm gone. Maybe this whole away message is just a cruel mind game. Maybe not.

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity.

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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HELP! Radiation monkeys are attacking me! There sucking... my... brain... can't... think... must... finish... away... mess- AHHHHH!

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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Milk! Have you ever wondered who was the first to say, "Hey look at that strange creature. Let's pull them things hanging and taste it." Well, I went to go find out!

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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Yes I believe you, 2 plus 2 does equal 5! :turns to friend: Man this chick is so stupid!! We all know 2+2=3

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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I was thinking about this whole away message thing. Does anyone really care where we are or what we are doing? Is it even really any of their business? Well I'm away. Lets just leave it at that.

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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Hello! This is Goldilocks. I'm busy right now eating porridge with the three bears, be back as soon as we settle which bowl of porridge is juuussst right!

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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True friends, are like diamonds, precious and rare, but false friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere.

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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Your worst enemy can be your best friend down at heart.

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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I am spinning in my computer chair!

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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There is nothing better than a cold beer; yet nothing worse than a hot one!

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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Life is like a hotdog, all the good stuff goes into the pork chop or the ham, the hot dog gets the snouts, feet, testicles, intestines, etc.... kind of puts a new perspective on the world huh?

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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Sorry I cant talk to you right now....I am currently in the process of plotting a way to take over the world....then I will figure out how to bring down Kentucky Fried Chicken....and finally I will eliminate green beans forever....t may be a while so dont get your panties in a bunch while holding your horses...

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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I like bananas better than men because the are long, tasty, juicy, and u can cut them to any size.

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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Have you ever loved somebody so much It makes you cry...well thats what im doing right now!

Submitted by buddy at 11-28-2007
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